The Epitome of Beauty, Style, and Grace

Again enough said (bitch's mug is busted)


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posh

The Epitome of Class

The picture says it all

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posh

Hollywood Hoes Take Note

This is how you "nasty, trashy, sleezy, classless" tramps should get out of a car, take note from the queen of decorum(well at least to me she is)


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Posh

Dont' believe the hype...MONEY can and WILL CHANGE YOU

Aww my dearest Victoria Caroline Adams Beckham(yeah I am a bit obsessed but not like that cunt Chenelle. What can I say but i glam squad, loads of money, and great style(now) can really make you fab. So theres hope for all you ugly not-so-thin unstylish people(i kid) who yearn for more, look here for inspiration.

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posh

Purple is MAYJAH for big rich bitches

My two favorite drag queens(not trannies like Tina and Tyra) besides Beyonce, Mariah and Kimora! ALl i can say is that I love them, besides i wanna be one of their gays so i have nothing bad to say, but you can feel free to! WOrk it Bitch!


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Posh

What's Gayer???

A Versace print wearing, limp wristed, lisping, theater loving, fag in miami witha parisol or JC Chasez wearing this corseted leather vest sligfront row? Not to be follow the tacky form of Perez or Wendy Williams but when you're ready to come out JC we will welcome you with open arms and put you on broadway and then stop giving a shit about you just as we do Lance!


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Posh

Sex and The City and on every fuckin blog

OMG i really wish bloggers would stop posting pictures of the movie. MY love for this show is really redic. I mean i literally watch this shit two to three times a day i have every season the shits on my ipod i have one fo the books not the board game though my friend does, and i still get emotional and enthralled with the last season the same way i did when it first aired years ago. Therefore i really wish that everyone would stop posting pictures of every friggin scene ruining my oohs and awws and WTF's that i had reserved for my viewing of the movie. Isn't it bad enough that Jennifer Hudson's non-acting ass is in it...damn...i can't...


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posh

this ho..no literally this HO, this is my future

I hate jason preston for obvious reasons...his trashy ass is dating like the most fab and extremely rich designer (marc jacobs if you didnt know) and his ass used to be a nasty ass escort porn star and all around ho, now im not knockin his game shit bitch is my future (not literally im no ho or porn star or in any porn at all let me clear that up too...lol) but i do intend to marry rich lol but my thing is he lacks class dignity or all around style...look at how gross he looks with that FUG hairstyle that ratty ass shirt...bitch if that was Posh VonGlam bitch would be decked out in LV furs and bags Marc Jacobs suits bitch you couldnt tell me anything i hate him he has my life jsut dont know how to do..ugh

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Posh

i take that back....this is my favorite tranny

no im not talking about beyonce im talking about that picutre of death and evil in the back seat of the limo...why does mama tina have to stick her big ass head in every photo and publicity stunt that beyonce has damn we know u living through her its no secret we understand you didnt have enough talent to make it on your own so u whored your daughter out and now your filthy rich...my mama should do that...when i make it big i want her ass to start some bakery or sum shit and have a chain and when im doing ads for companies i want her peeking out from behind me with a plate of food...Mama Angie's, that would be the name of it...how chic....o yeah lok at me got caught up...here is beyonce's ass (literally) in an american express ad i dont know what its advertising you too can jet set if your child is famous and you charge her dreams to your credit card put your house up and forfeit your lifesavings on the hope that you child makes it big...bitch this is america...that shit is possible,,,i need to get that credit card...see the ad works...


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posh

i can see Zoe's ribcage...how chic

you know the saying, you can never be too rich or too thin and obviously Rachel Zoe is a slave to that quote because bitch cahrges about $6000 a day to style yo ass and weighs less than my 7 year old cousin...oh yeah and shes in her 30s...Zoe's mug is fucked, damn there isnt enough botox, oxygen facials or MAC or Nars or anything else to help that but she can wear anyhing she wants to and i guess that enough for her...dont u love how she produly shows off her cage like that sit is cute...well it is...in the world we live in anyways...i wish i could see mine..well i can a little and i love it...tyra is gonna be all ova this shit lol

i love you..i truly do...but....

fergie is lookin fucked in the face, sorry sweety, love her music and she looks good in a hit an miss sort of thing but here im over the wavy hair its not a polished look to wear, and definitely not with Chanel sweety, which i was never fond of the pill dress to begin with, sorry Uncle Karl, but here she is whoring out her fugly bags for Kipling, who the hell is buying those cuz it sure as hell wont be me or anyone else who considers themselves chic, o yeah and "pedestal" has nothing to do with me sweety bcuz i am being fab all day every day...that shit is only for Perez cuz besides this instance i luv yo ass lol


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posh

as seen on

ok this is a new category where im going to post stuff that celebs have that i do also...lol lets see how oftent his shit happens, but anyways here is halle rockin the same D&G sunglasses that i had since last year i will find a pic of mine and post them later


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posh

Cancer never looked so good

I realy cant begin to explain my infatuation with Lindsay her bad girl persona and "electric" style...i jsut wet my seat thinkin of it...but bitch is still looking fab even with the weight...i mean she has like the most glamorous hair i love her...i mean bitch is rockin a plain tee jeans and boots and is lookin beyond fab...bitch betta work

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posh

BItch Please...if New York can get into Marquee than it is no longer hot

I mean ther isn't much to see but America's favorite tranny was slutting it up at her own table at marquee....this bitch is on some other shit looks like she just creamed her panties(or lack thereof) for the camera...she is beyond trashy...but shes still my fave tranny tho...i love this ho

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Posh

bitch betta work

I havent posted about Nicole in a while, ugh and as i look at these pics it just reminds me of all the posts that i have to make geez, but here is nicole looking fab in pucci her givenchy bag trusty "Loubs" and chanel sunglasses...i love how nicole is all high-end in her wardrobe selection and her friend the teen vogue employee whatever his name is is such a replica of the urban outfitters look i mean damn no imagination i am beyond over that look with tohse stupid wayfarers....upgrade...damn i have a lot to talk about....


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Posh

THIS BITCH is pathetic...ugh i just cant

I am so over this cunt...why does she insist on looking like a cheap version of Victoria? To be inspired by someone' style and to interpret is great and fab, hell i do that, but to mimic and so cheaply is appalling. I am running out to kmart and going to buy this bitch a life because obviously she has none and has t reply on these pathetic publicity stunts to get attention, well i guess it works because i'm talking about it damn.

I know I know I know..its been way too long

Sorry for the wait kittens. I would love to say i have been so busy thats why i haven't posted...well that sort of is the reason and I have been beyond lazy. But trust i have seen plenty of things that i must comment on. I have to update you on the Barney's sale, my job hunt, my love or lack of love life,my struggles with fabulosity, my new obsessions and style, FASHION WEEK FAVES AND RAVES (and why i didnt attend anything), Victoria, celebs i am so over, my cunty friend lol (its nothing serious)...ohh there is so much. Well let me get to updating my love.


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Posh