35cm Black Clemence Hermes Birkin with gold hardware...come to PaPa!

So i finally got the gall to call the Hermes store and put my name on the waitlist for the 35cm Black Clemence Hermes Birkin gold hardware. Why i did this is beyond me now i have to manage my finances accrdingly so that when they call i can purchase it. Thing is, this bag is roughly $6000, which is more than my rent would cost me for about 4 months, the things we will do for the love of fashion. Well maybe this will be goodthing seeing as I wont be able to eat for about a year paying for that thing, and i really want to lose a few vanity pounds but just imagine how fab it would be! Damn, and I have to purchase the YSL muse bag (in black of course im sorry its classic and im obsessed with black especially black bags). I will keep you posted and of course i will post pictures of me with it!

Fabulously yours,
Posh

SUPERBAD cast Premieres their SUPREBAD style

The cast of Superbad had really bad taste to say the least. I mean this flashback to the seventies is so horribly executed, and then to be short and wear this...ugh...my disgust. And this satin nightmare with the bloated stomach, dusty pumps, and the sash belt is all wrong. I don't know their names dont need to and dont care to, the only ppl who look decent are Kristen Bell and Janice, who looks fab might I add. And this....this....this FUGLINESS that is Rumer Willis really needs to stop...she's such an addict(meaning desperate) for fame...ugh if I planned to use my parents fame to become famous when i have absolutely no talent and no looks, i would hire the best publicist to spin some pub. stunts, Rachel Zoe to zay "fuck no" to that horrid hat, and the best plastic surgeon to fix the fucked up mug she calls a face and a chin ugh...Girl Please. anywayz...

P.osh S. Photos via Just Jared


xoxo
Posh

A FAG and his HAGS

I'm am fuckin sick disgusted with this crossover shit of Disney stars (besides LiLo and Hil)! THis Zanessa bullshit, the guy is such a fag! He wears more MAC than me, RuPaul, Xtina, Pamela Anderson, Dita Von Teese and BOy George combined. Tans more than Lindsay, Paris, me, and every castmate of Laguna Beach and the stupid spinoffs combined. What I'm saying is ge's a huge mo. It even looks lke he wears mascara and eyeliner at times, and thenhe rants about being in love with that hag...wtf ever. None of these cunts have style I am so over them....anywayz

P.osh S. photo via JustJared

xoxo
Posh

The Saddest Sack of SHIT EVER

Now this is CUNT in true form. For some reason that I really don't get, Chenelle the fame-hungry fugly whore from Big Brother 8 i think, think she bares a resemblance to the Queen, Vicky B. HAH. She is like a poor man's Posh That cheap ass jumper that she is wearing is such a pathetic replica to the Roberto Cavalli corset that Victoria donned, and those stupid pleather glove are even fuglier than her face, and a sad knock-off of the Chanel's. Basically she is like the Forever 21 version of Victoria. Complete bollocks. Get a life your whore. I bet Victoria is spitting and cursing like a sailor at this shit. She really should be euthanized before this shit goes any further. ANYFUCKINWAYZ....

Posh (hence the lack of the heart)

Nicole and Joel...again

I will be the first to say that I think Nicole has bad taste...i mean Joel is so unattractive to me and I'm attracted to a varied bunch, but if it was mating season and I was picking a prospect to fill me with his junk...ugh it wouldn't be him, I just can imagine the baby...God i hope it looks like her...but anywayz who does pregnancy chic like Nicole, even though she looks more bloated than 4 going on 5 months pregnant, no one! But is it really cool enough for a sweater/knit dress in LA because its like 3000 degrees here and I would've died of a heat stroke in that bitch but its cute... luvsit...blah blah...anywayz...


<3 Posh

Madonna, You fabulous cunt You...lol I jest!

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and then there was John...Galliano that is

I haven't posted in a while because I've been trying to get my shit together but I intended on posting this a long time ago, but as we all know...we'll all of us fashion junkies....Marc Jacobs detests John Galliano...for what specific reasons is beyond me but anywayz...I felt it necerssary to show what the real couturier is looking like in comparison to his counterpart. Even though Marc is looking sexier than ever, John is still being his fab eccentric self while on vacation in st. tropez i think...anywayz....

<3 Posh

Mel B learning from Vicky B

We all know that the Spice Girls weren't known for being chic ladies (besides Posh), and Mel B definitely wasn't. BUt now that she is all grown up she's looking a little sophisterated (although donning satin as much as she does is annoying),bu she looks like she's learning how to dress. A little to matchy matchy sometimes and amybe too Body Con, but I am luvin it! And after she gets her money from Eddy and every other extorted publicity stunt she milks out of this damn paterninty suit, she will definitely have to the funds to look a lot better. BTW i Luv her throaty Leeds accent, methinks she sounds like she's fuckin Irish. Anywayz....


Ciao,
<3 Posh

Pregnant never looked so good

Damn Nicole is looking really hot with her baby weight. The bitch actually has breasts, hopefully all will go well with her pregnancy...you know her quinny was bleeding and her ass freaked...and she will keep some of that weight on. I mean i always that she looked so chic with her ribcage and all but she can wear weight well also! And her extensions look better than ever...everything seems to b e turning for the best...I can't help to think of Tupac's "dear Mama" with Nicole being preggers in jail...ah luvsit...anyways!

<3 Posh

Marc-y Marc is looking Divine!

My love for Marc his image and brand is limitless, and now that he's a hot piece of ass...well i just can't get enough! After discovering that hje's on the cover of Out Magazine, gracias perezhilton.com, I am sooo going to buy it. Looks like its gonna be a real pants creamer, and gossip...well can't get enough! O and BTW I was checking the MB Fashion Week Schedule as I was trying to see which shows and after-parties I want and hope to attend, Marc isn't on there...hmmm!

P.osh S. Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com if not obvious enough
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The Fab Life one flash at a time!

Welcome to fabulous world of me, Posh VonGlam! Here in this material world you will see and read about my glam and wild antics along with all the celebs and fashion I love and hate! Feel free to leave me comments!

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