Sorry kittens...but here goes

Ok i know its been a while since ive last posted and i am truly sorry but ive been trying to infuse a lil more glamour in my life. Which includes bags(yummy and other fab things that we will discuss later) but to give you your appetizer i finally got my YSL oversized Muse and my Jimmy Choo Foldover clutch is on its way then on to my birkins hopefully. But i have been ridiculously invovled and trapped by my diet and trying to get down to an unattainable weight for my halloween costume. I cant tell you what it is yet but trust its going to be "MAYJAH" hint hint. lol but with trying to figure out the direction of my fall wardrobe i havent been able to discuss the lameness that is celebrity at the moment, but i am in serious need of new glamorous "IT" girls and hopefully i will be the IT boy soon enough we will see lol but i am going to give you lots of updates within the next few days of stuff that i havent had the chance to mention but trust as usual you will be entertained until then ciao kittens

xoxo
Posh

The Epitome of Beauty, Style, and Grace

Again enough said (bitch's mug is busted)


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posh

The Epitome of Class

The picture says it all

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posh

Hollywood Hoes Take Note

This is how you "nasty, trashy, sleezy, classless" tramps should get out of a car, take note from the queen of decorum(well at least to me she is)


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Posh

Dont' believe the hype...MONEY can and WILL CHANGE YOU

Aww my dearest Victoria Caroline Adams Beckham(yeah I am a bit obsessed but not like that cunt Chenelle. What can I say but i glam squad, loads of money, and great style(now) can really make you fab. So theres hope for all you ugly not-so-thin unstylish people(i kid) who yearn for more, look here for inspiration.

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posh

Purple is MAYJAH for big rich bitches

My two favorite drag queens(not trannies like Tina and Tyra) besides Beyonce, Mariah and Kimora! ALl i can say is that I love them, besides i wanna be one of their gays so i have nothing bad to say, but you can feel free to! WOrk it Bitch!


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Posh

What's Gayer???

A Versace print wearing, limp wristed, lisping, theater loving, fag in miami witha parisol or JC Chasez wearing this corseted leather vest sligfront row? Not to be follow the tacky form of Perez or Wendy Williams but when you're ready to come out JC we will welcome you with open arms and put you on broadway and then stop giving a shit about you just as we do Lance!


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Posh

Sex and The City and on every fuckin blog

OMG i really wish bloggers would stop posting pictures of the movie. MY love for this show is really redic. I mean i literally watch this shit two to three times a day i have every season the shits on my ipod i have one fo the books not the board game though my friend does, and i still get emotional and enthralled with the last season the same way i did when it first aired years ago. Therefore i really wish that everyone would stop posting pictures of every friggin scene ruining my oohs and awws and WTF's that i had reserved for my viewing of the movie. Isn't it bad enough that Jennifer Hudson's non-acting ass is in it...damn...i can't...


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posh

this ho..no literally this HO, this is my future

I hate jason preston for obvious reasons...his trashy ass is dating like the most fab and extremely rich designer (marc jacobs if you didnt know) and his ass used to be a nasty ass escort porn star and all around ho, now im not knockin his game shit bitch is my future (not literally im no ho or porn star or in any porn at all let me clear that up too...lol) but i do intend to marry rich lol but my thing is he lacks class dignity or all around style...look at how gross he looks with that FUG hairstyle that ratty ass shirt...bitch if that was Posh VonGlam bitch would be decked out in LV furs and bags Marc Jacobs suits bitch you couldnt tell me anything i hate him he has my life jsut dont know how to do..ugh

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Posh

i take that back....this is my favorite tranny

no im not talking about beyonce im talking about that picutre of death and evil in the back seat of the limo...why does mama tina have to stick her big ass head in every photo and publicity stunt that beyonce has damn we know u living through her its no secret we understand you didnt have enough talent to make it on your own so u whored your daughter out and now your filthy rich...my mama should do that...when i make it big i want her ass to start some bakery or sum shit and have a chain and when im doing ads for companies i want her peeking out from behind me with a plate of food...Mama Angie's, that would be the name of it...how chic....o yeah lok at me got caught up...here is beyonce's ass (literally) in an american express ad i dont know what its advertising you too can jet set if your child is famous and you charge her dreams to your credit card put your house up and forfeit your lifesavings on the hope that you child makes it big...bitch this is america...that shit is possible,,,i need to get that credit card...see the ad works...


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posh

i can see Zoe's ribcage...how chic

you know the saying, you can never be too rich or too thin and obviously Rachel Zoe is a slave to that quote because bitch cahrges about $6000 a day to style yo ass and weighs less than my 7 year old cousin...oh yeah and shes in her 30s...Zoe's mug is fucked, damn there isnt enough botox, oxygen facials or MAC or Nars or anything else to help that but she can wear anyhing she wants to and i guess that enough for her...dont u love how she produly shows off her cage like that sit is cute...well it is...in the world we live in anyways...i wish i could see mine..well i can a little and i love it...tyra is gonna be all ova this shit lol

i love you..i truly do...but....

fergie is lookin fucked in the face, sorry sweety, love her music and she looks good in a hit an miss sort of thing but here im over the wavy hair its not a polished look to wear, and definitely not with Chanel sweety, which i was never fond of the pill dress to begin with, sorry Uncle Karl, but here she is whoring out her fugly bags for Kipling, who the hell is buying those cuz it sure as hell wont be me or anyone else who considers themselves chic, o yeah and "pedestal" has nothing to do with me sweety bcuz i am being fab all day every day...that shit is only for Perez cuz besides this instance i luv yo ass lol


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posh

as seen on

ok this is a new category where im going to post stuff that celebs have that i do also...lol lets see how oftent his shit happens, but anyways here is halle rockin the same D&G sunglasses that i had since last year i will find a pic of mine and post them later


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posh

Cancer never looked so good

I realy cant begin to explain my infatuation with Lindsay her bad girl persona and "electric" style...i jsut wet my seat thinkin of it...but bitch is still looking fab even with the weight...i mean she has like the most glamorous hair i love her...i mean bitch is rockin a plain tee jeans and boots and is lookin beyond fab...bitch betta work

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posh

BItch Please...if New York can get into Marquee than it is no longer hot

I mean ther isn't much to see but America's favorite tranny was slutting it up at her own table at marquee....this bitch is on some other shit looks like she just creamed her panties(or lack thereof) for the camera...she is beyond trashy...but shes still my fave tranny tho...i love this ho

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Posh

bitch betta work

I havent posted about Nicole in a while, ugh and as i look at these pics it just reminds me of all the posts that i have to make geez, but here is nicole looking fab in pucci her givenchy bag trusty "Loubs" and chanel sunglasses...i love how nicole is all high-end in her wardrobe selection and her friend the teen vogue employee whatever his name is is such a replica of the urban outfitters look i mean damn no imagination i am beyond over that look with tohse stupid wayfarers....upgrade...damn i have a lot to talk about....


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Posh

THIS BITCH is pathetic...ugh i just cant

I am so over this cunt...why does she insist on looking like a cheap version of Victoria? To be inspired by someone' style and to interpret is great and fab, hell i do that, but to mimic and so cheaply is appalling. I am running out to kmart and going to buy this bitch a life because obviously she has none and has t reply on these pathetic publicity stunts to get attention, well i guess it works because i'm talking about it damn.

I know I know I know..its been way too long

Sorry for the wait kittens. I would love to say i have been so busy thats why i haven't posted...well that sort of is the reason and I have been beyond lazy. But trust i have seen plenty of things that i must comment on. I have to update you on the Barney's sale, my job hunt, my love or lack of love life,my struggles with fabulosity, my new obsessions and style, FASHION WEEK FAVES AND RAVES (and why i didnt attend anything), Victoria, celebs i am so over, my cunty friend lol (its nothing serious)...ohh there is so much. Well let me get to updating my love.


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Posh

35cm Black Clemence Hermes Birkin with gold hardware...come to PaPa!

So i finally got the gall to call the Hermes store and put my name on the waitlist for the 35cm Black Clemence Hermes Birkin gold hardware. Why i did this is beyond me now i have to manage my finances accrdingly so that when they call i can purchase it. Thing is, this bag is roughly $6000, which is more than my rent would cost me for about 4 months, the things we will do for the love of fashion. Well maybe this will be goodthing seeing as I wont be able to eat for about a year paying for that thing, and i really want to lose a few vanity pounds but just imagine how fab it would be! Damn, and I have to purchase the YSL muse bag (in black of course im sorry its classic and im obsessed with black especially black bags). I will keep you posted and of course i will post pictures of me with it!

Fabulously yours,
Posh

SUPERBAD cast Premieres their SUPREBAD style

The cast of Superbad had really bad taste to say the least. I mean this flashback to the seventies is so horribly executed, and then to be short and wear this...ugh...my disgust. And this satin nightmare with the bloated stomach, dusty pumps, and the sash belt is all wrong. I don't know their names dont need to and dont care to, the only ppl who look decent are Kristen Bell and Janice, who looks fab might I add. And this....this....this FUGLINESS that is Rumer Willis really needs to stop...she's such an addict(meaning desperate) for fame...ugh if I planned to use my parents fame to become famous when i have absolutely no talent and no looks, i would hire the best publicist to spin some pub. stunts, Rachel Zoe to zay "fuck no" to that horrid hat, and the best plastic surgeon to fix the fucked up mug she calls a face and a chin ugh...Girl Please. anywayz...

P.osh S. Photos via Just Jared


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Posh

A FAG and his HAGS

I'm am fuckin sick disgusted with this crossover shit of Disney stars (besides LiLo and Hil)! THis Zanessa bullshit, the guy is such a fag! He wears more MAC than me, RuPaul, Xtina, Pamela Anderson, Dita Von Teese and BOy George combined. Tans more than Lindsay, Paris, me, and every castmate of Laguna Beach and the stupid spinoffs combined. What I'm saying is ge's a huge mo. It even looks lke he wears mascara and eyeliner at times, and thenhe rants about being in love with that hag...wtf ever. None of these cunts have style I am so over them....anywayz

P.osh S. photo via JustJared

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Posh

The Saddest Sack of SHIT EVER

Now this is CUNT in true form. For some reason that I really don't get, Chenelle the fame-hungry fugly whore from Big Brother 8 i think, think she bares a resemblance to the Queen, Vicky B. HAH. She is like a poor man's Posh That cheap ass jumper that she is wearing is such a pathetic replica to the Roberto Cavalli corset that Victoria donned, and those stupid pleather glove are even fuglier than her face, and a sad knock-off of the Chanel's. Basically she is like the Forever 21 version of Victoria. Complete bollocks. Get a life your whore. I bet Victoria is spitting and cursing like a sailor at this shit. She really should be euthanized before this shit goes any further. ANYFUCKINWAYZ....

Posh (hence the lack of the heart)

Nicole and Joel...again

I will be the first to say that I think Nicole has bad taste...i mean Joel is so unattractive to me and I'm attracted to a varied bunch, but if it was mating season and I was picking a prospect to fill me with his junk...ugh it wouldn't be him, I just can imagine the baby...God i hope it looks like her...but anywayz who does pregnancy chic like Nicole, even though she looks more bloated than 4 going on 5 months pregnant, no one! But is it really cool enough for a sweater/knit dress in LA because its like 3000 degrees here and I would've died of a heat stroke in that bitch but its cute... luvsit...blah blah...anywayz...


<3 Posh

Madonna, You fabulous cunt You...lol I jest!

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and then there was John...Galliano that is

I haven't posted in a while because I've been trying to get my shit together but I intended on posting this a long time ago, but as we all know...we'll all of us fashion junkies....Marc Jacobs detests John Galliano...for what specific reasons is beyond me but anywayz...I felt it necerssary to show what the real couturier is looking like in comparison to his counterpart. Even though Marc is looking sexier than ever, John is still being his fab eccentric self while on vacation in st. tropez i think...anywayz....

<3 Posh

Mel B learning from Vicky B

We all know that the Spice Girls weren't known for being chic ladies (besides Posh), and Mel B definitely wasn't. BUt now that she is all grown up she's looking a little sophisterated (although donning satin as much as she does is annoying),bu she looks like she's learning how to dress. A little to matchy matchy sometimes and amybe too Body Con, but I am luvin it! And after she gets her money from Eddy and every other extorted publicity stunt she milks out of this damn paterninty suit, she will definitely have to the funds to look a lot better. BTW i Luv her throaty Leeds accent, methinks she sounds like she's fuckin Irish. Anywayz....


Ciao,
<3 Posh

Pregnant never looked so good

Damn Nicole is looking really hot with her baby weight. The bitch actually has breasts, hopefully all will go well with her pregnancy...you know her quinny was bleeding and her ass freaked...and she will keep some of that weight on. I mean i always that she looked so chic with her ribcage and all but she can wear weight well also! And her extensions look better than ever...everything seems to b e turning for the best...I can't help to think of Tupac's "dear Mama" with Nicole being preggers in jail...ah luvsit...anyways!

<3 Posh

Marc-y Marc is looking Divine!

My love for Marc his image and brand is limitless, and now that he's a hot piece of ass...well i just can't get enough! After discovering that hje's on the cover of Out Magazine, gracias perezhilton.com, I am sooo going to buy it. Looks like its gonna be a real pants creamer, and gossip...well can't get enough! O and BTW I was checking the MB Fashion Week Schedule as I was trying to see which shows and after-parties I want and hope to attend, Marc isn't on there...hmmm!

P.osh S. Photo courtesy of perezhilton.com if not obvious enough
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The Fab Life one flash at a time!

Welcome to fabulous world of me, Posh VonGlam! Here in this material world you will see and read about my glam and wild antics along with all the celebs and fashion I love and hate! Feel free to leave me comments!

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<3 Posh